There is nothing than better than hauling your fat ass into work late again only to be greeting by a voice from Shane.See. Shane is my new Lifetime Fitness trainer. Being new and gung-ho Shane seems to have made me his new pet project. The voice mail went like this:
Ireeeene, this is Shane. From Lifetime. Just checking in with you. I haven't seen you at the gym lately. I looked you up in the system as it seems like you haven't made it in for a while.
Fine. You found me out. Geez, I've been busy. OK!? Yes, I know I have been freaking out about not fitting into my wedding dress. Yes, I know I have to lose 3 inches from my fat ass, but get off my back Shane!
2 comments:
Now why is the chick in that picture looking at the guy like that? I think it's because he's naked. Maybe you need to have naked fantasies while you work out. Helps to take you mind off the pain.
Norwego-
Please tell me you recognize Olivia Newton John!
Huh-
Shane and I will make sure I have less of a butt to be a pain with!
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