Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Contents of a 2 Gallon Purse: An Ode to Mme Piggy

Macy's catalog

Target catalog - full of coupons for toys the kids don't want. Or course!

Wallet stolen from Mona

Receipts for things I will never expense

Checkbook, also missing its holder

Pile-O-Bills. Most of which have not been paid since Aug.

4 way past due parking tickets (don't tell Dave-o-licious)

Package of Nice 'n Clean wipes. Have no idea where they came from.

2 packs of gum

1 tampon

lip gloss

Pomegranate aroma therapy roller ball tube thing

cork from really nice bottle of wine from Pierres

more coupons I have slipped and never used

uber soft Gap gloves

eye allergy relief eye drops

stack of fancy pants business cards

34 pennies, 5 nickels, 8 dimes NOTE: not even 1 quarter. This accounts for above mentions parketing tickets!

bottle of Alieve

1 fuzzy yellow chick

6 pens

bottle of Aveda Elements

Unopened can of Diet Coke

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Who carries around a can of Diet Coke??

Mme Piggy said...

OMG. You and I are destined to be together! I didn't even cover my other bag that I bring everywhere. heretofore known as the kitty bag (because it is LeSportsac with pink kitties- small weekend tote)which is Gigantic and holds:
A hard bound copy of "The Omnivore's Dilemma"
A folder with mine and Kermit's 2005 tax returns and W-2s
More bills (sorry Comcast)
crumbs
Unopened can of diet coke!!!!!!!
The student/parenthandbook for the kid's preschool
Liz Claiborne black and white check hat which I love, but has seen better days
SUPER warm gloves stolen from my mom
No money
No pens
5 CDs checked out from the library

Also, I am glad you are writing since Mona seems to have lost that loving feeling....

Anonymous said...

Why is there no new entry? Get with the program crankers!