On a lighter note

Murray "from Long Island" Schwarts
The Mur
Mur Mur
My Little Heart Mur Mur
Cheeto
Cheesy Poof
Poopy puppy
My Little Tootsie Roll
Murfel
Murfaleta
Puppy Toes
Bubby
Stinky Butt
Velvet Ear
Boyo
Pooperscooper
MurFELLLLthewonderfulpuppy
Licker McLikerstein
Babaganush
Shakybootie

What a lucky puppy.